SurveyFail filk! NEEDS MORE VERSES, PEOPLE *hint*

[pine]

So ithiliana over on LJ was asking who impudently dubbed this the PervySurveyFail. *raises hand reluctantly*

Oh, but she liked it! Well... in that case. *is inspired* Also, IZ NOT TL;DR TODAY, JUST BAD RHYME!

Remember Mother Goose and "Georgie-Porgie, pudding and pie"?

I give you:

"Pervy Ogi"

PervySurvy, Ogi and Sai,
Polled the fans but told a lie.
When they asked about the fail,
Pervy Ogi started to bail.
When the fangirls came to play
PervySurvy ran away.

LIKE? WANT MOAR? WRITE SUM PLZ!!!

Comments

[jalendavi_lady]

There once was a man, name of Ogi,
Who along with a friend was a fogey.
Fandom thought they were pervy
Once they'd posted their survey
And told them quite loudly, "Nokey!"

(Yes, I know the last line is horrid.)

[pine]

AH! Yes, but I like it!

The only other last line I could think would be

and told them, get along, pervy dogie!

Or maybe that's
"and said &#^@ you *and* your dogie LOL

Pervy - surv(e)y - curvy swervy Ogi fogey dogie bogie hmm, we needed Ginny Weasley's Bat Bogey Hex! Only in this case it would be an Ogi Bogie Hex, lol.

[jalendavi_lady]

Other option: 'hoagie' reference.

But I really wanted the limerick to be cleaner than the source material, so...

[pine]

ha, yes! And besides, I like the decisiveness of the last line!

OMG, look below: I'm going to totally spam my list with this. {O.O}

Hey, 3 filks & poems so far! This meme is fun!

[tablesaw]

If it were me, I'd go with "rogue-y." Rhyming nonce words are always good for a laugh.