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So [personal profile] ithiliana over on LJ was asking who impudently dubbed this the PervySurveyFail. *raises hand reluctantly*

Oh, but she liked it! Well... in that case. *is inspired* Also, IZ NOT TL;DR TODAY, JUST BAD RHYME!

Remember Mother Goose and "Georgie-Porgie, pudding and pie"?

I give you:
"Pervy Ogi"

PervySurvy, Ogi and Sai,
Polled the fans but told a lie.
When they asked about the fail,
Pervy Ogi started to bail.
When the fangirls came to play
PervySurvy ran away.


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Date: 2009-09-06 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] jalendavi_lady
There once was a man, name of Ogi,
Who along with a friend was a fogey.
Fandom thought they were pervy
Once they'd posted their survey
And told them quite loudly, "Nokey!"

(Yes, I know the last line is horrid.)

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Date: 2009-09-06 05:15 am (UTC)
quinfirefrorefiddle: Sophie from Leverage, in black and white, looking over her shoulder. (Doctor Who: 9 Fantastic)
From: [personal profile] quinfirefrorefiddle
I'm not familiar with that one, but here's one to Carole King's "Tapestry":

There once were these two researchers who thought they had a clue
A never-changing vision of an everlasting crew
A web of all desire they wanted to weave and hold
Stereotypes to feel and see, spelled out right there in bold.

Once, amid the internet, and sites to make you sigh
With plot lines, authorship and wit, the fannish nerds did cry,
"I do not fit your labels, and you are not on my side,
Your ignorance is willful, which I will not abide."

They moved with some uncertainty, as if they didn't know,
Just what they'd gotten into, or whether they should go.
Once, they reached for kindness, hoping for sympathy
But their words came off empty.

Soon, amid the internet, the acafen arrived
Querying their methods, and how they had derived
Their predetermined hypotheses, which did not work too well
No one wept to see them suffer, they'd ignited their own hell.

As fandom watched so cynically, they quickly disappeared
Abandoning their "research" and their new-begun careers
In times of deep despair, at least, we know they won't come back
Their "survey" lost them all their cred, we won't trust them with jack.
We won't trust them with jack....

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Date: 2009-09-06 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] jalendavi_lady
(My extreme apologies to Don McLean and Weird Al)

My my this here 'researcher' guy
Wrote a pervy kinda survey
but his shame, it was nigh
And the fandom girls will laugh at him 'til they die
Saying "His theories we surely deny.
His theories we surely deny!"

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Date: 2009-09-06 05:37 am (UTC)
codeman38: Osaka from Azumanga Daioh: 'I live in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here!' (Osaka)
From: [personal profile] codeman38
Already Linkspammed, but it deserves to be mentioned here because, well, hey, it's a filk: [personal profile] tablesaw asks "Ogi, Where's Your Trousers?"


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