SurveyFail filk! NEEDS MORE VERSES, PEOPLE *hint*

[pine]

So ithiliana over on LJ was asking who impudently dubbed this the PervySurveyFail. *raises hand reluctantly*

Oh, but she liked it! Well... in that case. *is inspired* Also, IZ NOT TL;DR TODAY, JUST BAD RHYME!

Remember Mother Goose and "Georgie-Porgie, pudding and pie"?

I give you:

"Pervy Ogi"

PervySurvy, Ogi and Sai,
Polled the fans but told a lie.
When they asked about the fail,
Pervy Ogi started to bail.
When the fangirls came to play
PervySurvy ran away.

LIKE? WANT MOAR? WRITE SUM PLZ!!!

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[jalendavi_lady]

(My extreme apologies to Don McLean and Weird Al)

My my this here 'researcher' guy
Wrote a pervy kinda survey
but his shame, it was nigh
And the fandom girls will laugh at him 'til they die
Saying "His theories we surely deny.
His theories we surely deny!"

[pine]

AH! Using this song brings in a terrific dead-pan irony.

[jalendavi_lady]

Oh, you should see the bits I worked on after I logged off last night.

I must learn to keep my rhyming dictionary farther from my bed. I must also learn not to filk without access to the syllable counts of the original lyrics.